So ,now I have to share my home with a tiny tiny kitten called Florence . I'm still not too sure of her but I'm getting to know her .I think she's hyperactive -I'm sure I was never ever that overexcited .She's terrible on the laptop- plays havoc on the keys and jams everything up....... oh well I'm sure she'll grow up to be as wise as I am.
Last night something terrible and shameful happened .I got into a fight on my own front lawn .I have to defend my patch and that's exactly what I was doing. Anyway ,without going into embarassing detail about the fight ,I spent my Easter sunday at the vets having 2 gaping gashes in my shoulder stitched up. They were so so sore this morning- I couldn't face breakfast and then when they put me in the car to go to the vet ,I threw up all over the seat.
My chest is covered in little wounds too ,but the sore bit is on my shoulder. I hope the other cat has a few wounds too- there was plenty of fur on the front grass I overheard say.
Today has turned into SUCH a busy day.I misbehaved a little earlier when a little bird crossed my path -let's say no more about that .Then later I decided to do a little territorial expansion .These big Tom cats they just think they own the place but I know if I stand my ground they always back down .They see my delicate physique and my sparkly pink collar and think I'm just some little pushover. Little do they know that behind this face of fur lies a tiger waiting to pounce ,to seize the field for my own ,to send them home quaking in their fur. Forever watchful I allow noone in my patch -apart from the rabbits ,especially the handicapped rabbit known as Fang with the overgrown tooth .I pretend to chase her away ,but in reality I would not want to hurt her .